General Election - December 2019

Man of the people Fartage offered peerage 48 hours before standing his candidates down. Turned it down for now, he says. I was only half joking, but these are the crooked times we are living in since 2016, I suppose.

If the Russia report shows either Farage or Johnson in the pay of Putin I would not be up in arms, I would be pissing myself laughing at the thought of all the little Englanders who have been sold a lemon.

Rob 


But crucially before any of us knew that free broadband was going to be on offer. It just might be enough to swing my vote, aligned with a massive compensation pay out for BT shares.

But on what evidence was available at the time, I reckon that Sir John, a true son of Cornwall, made a thoroughly accurate assessment of Jezza's chances. It's several decades since I was offered and accepted a lift to a General Election event by Sir John's parents. His dear old Mum (Mildred) was a Liberal Party local councillor, and given his long standing favour with the BBC, my guess is that he'll be one person among many in the BBC TV studios on Election night, hoping to see Fuhrer Swinson's Party do well.

I'm just watching Crazy Woman Swinson, who says that she would revoke Article 50 the day after becoming Prime Minister. She would also use nuclear weapons.

Thankfully, there is more chance of my swimming around the world, or becoming the next Dalai Lama.

Of course I did, because he doesn't have any. Of all people who have come forward to lead Brexit (I hate that word), it had to be that self-seeking buffoon.

Sturgeon bores me stiff, she looks like a character out of Planet of the Apes, and would have been well advised to leave the interview to Ian Blackford who, whatever your view on Scotland's position, comes across as a decent guy who always speaks from the heart.

Farage, as always, answered his questions directly and with no ambiguity. The problem with his party is they will have very few policies to offer after the election, as was made clear when he was asked about his personal contribution to climate change. I still believe that he is the most genuine of those who appeared on TV tonight, and he is spot on about the outdated and worthless institution of the House of Lords.

As for the Green Party woman, whose name I can't remember, did she really say that they will spend (presumably borrow) £100 billion to fulfill their ambitions, when there are so many people now living on the streets who, at least for as long as they are in that predicament, couldn't give a toss about cleaning up the atmosphere.

Who the hell should I vote for in three weeks' time? Is there an extremely silly candidate in the Torbay constituency? Where is Tarquin Fin Tim Lin Bus Stop Biscuit Barrel in my hour of need?