Mr_W
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Post by Mr_W on Dec 7, 2011 4:15:21 GMT
......Ho, Ho, Feckin' Ho.......
...well, its' that time gang, I'll start it off (as per for this sort of bobbins).....
........a few fairly straightforward ones.......
"I Saw Three Ships Mark Sale-ing By"
"While Shepherds Watched Their Cox (Geoff or Maurice) By Night"
"God Rest Ye Perry (Mick) Gentlemen"
"Deck Paul Halls With Boughs Of Holly" (hey, not strictly true as we only had one Paul Hall but well, ya know)
"Oh Come McPhee (Chris) Faithful"
"Oh Little (Alan) Town Of Bettany (Colin)"
"Auld Sang (Neil) Syne" (know its' technically for piddled-up New Year revellers, Jocks in Frocks and other assorted haggis-botherers but a bit of artistic licence if you please!) - not a bad effort........
"See Amid Steve Winters Snow"
(and the winner so far)
"Byng Dong Terry Lee On High"
......and they're off.........
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Post by bencurrie on Dec 7, 2011 16:12:37 GMT
Wish to extend this to Christmas songs so broaden the involvement.
-All I want for Christmas is Eu (-nan O'Kane) - Mariah Carey
-Mistleto (ny bedeau) and wine - Cliff Richard
-I wish it could be Christmas every Day (mon Lathrope) - Wizzard (lead singer Roy 'Steve Woods' Wood)
-Please come Holmes for Christmas (Eagles classic) OR
Driving Holmes for Christmas - Chris Rea. (paul holmes)
-A Wayne in a Manger (Wayne Thomas) No crib for a Bedeau...
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Post by aussie on Dec 7, 2011 17:34:56 GMT
-A Wayne in a Manger (Wayne Thomas) No crib for a Bedeau...   |
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Rob
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Post by Rob on Dec 7, 2011 18:01:26 GMT
"McPhee, 3 Lings, McGorry and Tai"
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Post by Jon on Dec 7, 2011 19:30:10 GMT
-Mistleto (ny bedeau) and wine - Cliff Richard Aaaarrrggghhhh! Can you delete that before Mr_W sees it? We don't want him suffering a relapse. |
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Post by aussie on Dec 7, 2011 19:37:07 GMT
"McPhee, 3 Lings, McGorry and Tai"  |
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Mr_W
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Post by Mr_W on Dec 8, 2011 6:56:21 GMT
....When A Child Is Bourne (Richard)........
.........I'm Walking Back-Woods (Steve) For Christmas - The Goons......
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Post by Jon on Dec 8, 2011 20:24:52 GMT
As the only supporter on here of the original Torquay United (1899-1910), I'm not surprised nobody else has come up with:
"I'm dreaming of a *(Percy) White Christmas".
*Percy White - centre-forward and prolific goalscorer 1903-1907.
I'm a bit surprised that nobody has come up with the Beach Boys' classic "Little Saint Nick(o)".
Then there is one that goes something like:
"Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, (Rodney) Jack Frost nipping at your nose".
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Post by davethegull on Dec 10, 2011 6:52:29 GMT
Haven't got any footie ones, but the Thai shopping Malls are overflowing with Xmas cheer. The piped carols make me laugh every year. All the old favourites are there like, Flosty the Snowman, Ludolph the Led nosed Leindeer and Melly Chlistmas Evelyone. It can get very surreal over here sometimes.
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Rob
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Post by Rob on Dec 10, 2011 20:29:22 GMT
"Oh-oh, Trolley Watson Gritts Ma-tieu". (All I want for Christmas is you)
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Post by Rob on Dec 11, 2011 0:49:28 GMT
"Senda, Partridge, Chima, Wesley." (And a partridge in a pear tree)
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Post by stuartB on Dec 11, 2011 20:33:25 GMT
Good Ling Wenceslas
Deck the Halls with boughs of Hilly
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Mr_W
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Post by Mr_W on Dec 12, 2011 16:18:07 GMT
Twelve Lorams drinking
Eleven Hillys leaping
Ten Caldwells butting
Nine Benyons scampering (radio commentator - "and its' Benyon on the scamper" - priceless)
Eight Dudes a-posing (Derek Dawkins)
Seven Knowlesys ranting
Six Holloways jinking
Five Goooooooooooold Liiiiiiiiiings
Four O'Kanes lobbing
Three Elliotts slashing (as in having one while out on the town)
Two Roberts robbing
And Scott Partridge in a pear tree...............................
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Mr_W
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Post by Mr_W on Dec 12, 2011 16:19:55 GMT
"I BISHOP (Ray) Could Be Christmas Every Day"
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Mr_W
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Post by Mr_W on Dec 12, 2011 16:24:41 GMT
"Its' Christmas time, theres' no need to be a Fred (Binney)" - opening line to "Do They Knowles Its' Christmas?"
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