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Post by stuartB on Jun 28, 2010 19:54:06 GMT
David Blaine's record for being in a box for 48 days and doing f*** all has been broken by.......
Wayne Rooney ;D
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Post by chrish on Jun 28, 2010 20:22:31 GMT
Fantastic. ;D
I'm still proud of the great British public trying their level best to put him off his record. Huge credit went to the the bloke who tried to airlift a McDonalds meal into his perspex box with a remote control helicopter.
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Post by capitalgull on Jun 28, 2010 20:22:57 GMT
And apparently the great weather will all come to an end in the morning as a great big shower of shit is expected to arrive from South Africa.
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Post by chrish on Jun 28, 2010 20:46:04 GMT
South African Police have admitted having problems with drug dealers, thieves and sex fiends during the World Cup. They say things should improve when John Terry's family f**k off home.
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Post by stefano on Jun 28, 2010 20:47:13 GMT
And apparently the great weather will all come to an end in the morning as a great big shower of shit is expected to arrive from South Africa. Police are asking for witnesses after an elderly black man had several shots fired at him at close range and was left badly shaken in what is being described as a racist attack. Several German nationals are thought to be responsible and the victim a Mr David James from Portsmouth was taken to hospital with mild shock. It is also alleged that at the time of the shooting ten bystanders looked on and did nothing to help Mr James!  |
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Post by Dave on Jun 28, 2010 20:49:58 GMT
The flight bringing home the England squad as been diverted to Scotland so the players can receive a hero's welcome home ;D
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Post by chrish on Jun 28, 2010 21:42:02 GMT
This one is also quite good....
John Terry visited an African orphanage this week and met a young boy..... “it’s so wonderful to brighten up the day of this sad, sad individual who is in such a hopeless situation” ..... said Mbutu Niaryi aged 6.......
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Post by loyalgull on Jun 28, 2010 22:02:47 GMT
news flash
a man was pulled from the thames tonight,he was wearing an england shirt,had womans knickers on,a blow up doll on the end of his todger,and a dildo up his -rse,police removed the shirt to save any embarassment to his family
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Post by stuartB on Jun 29, 2010 19:52:44 GMT
why did the chicken cross the road? well, it didn't according to FIFA  |
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Post by Budleigh on Jun 29, 2010 20:51:31 GMT
Oxo are making a new product. The packaging is white with a red cross and they're calling it the laughing stock.
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Post by stefano on Jun 29, 2010 22:17:12 GMT
(1) Message to Agent Capello .... Mission accomplished ... return to Scotland!; (2) Apparently to cheer up the England fans Fabio has arranged a friendly against Iceland .... if we win we will be playing Tesco then Sainsbury's; (3) Bad news that Robert Green went to catch the plane yesterday but missed it!; (4) Free counselling available for England supporters .... call helpline on 0800 4-1 4-1 4-1!; Sorry for all that rubbish Dave, but it keeps me out the pub! |
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