Post by Dave on Feb 24, 2010 16:20:56 GMT
The leggy and very attractive blonde moved into her new flat and thought it would be nice to have a pet.
So she called into the local pet shop and got rather excited when she saw a sign advertising love frogs at £20 and the words please make sure you read and follow the instructions carefully.
So she bought one and took him home and started to read the instructions.
1. Have a nice hot shower.
2. Put on you best perfume
3. Put on your most sexiest underwear
4. Five get into bed with frog.
She waited 10 minutes and nothing happened so she read the instructions again and noticed on the bottom it said if it had not worked then to call the helpline telephone number.
She called the number and the pet shop owner answered the phone and she told him that nothing had happened and that she followed all the instructions to the letter.
“This happened yesterday as well I know what to do and will call around in about twenty minutes” he told her.
When he arrived he went up to the bedroom and picked the frog up and looked deeply into his eyes and said to the frog.
“This is the last time I’m going to show you how to do it”
So she called into the local pet shop and got rather excited when she saw a sign advertising love frogs at £20 and the words please make sure you read and follow the instructions carefully.
So she bought one and took him home and started to read the instructions.
1. Have a nice hot shower.
2. Put on you best perfume
3. Put on your most sexiest underwear
4. Five get into bed with frog.
She waited 10 minutes and nothing happened so she read the instructions again and noticed on the bottom it said if it had not worked then to call the helpline telephone number.
She called the number and the pet shop owner answered the phone and she told him that nothing had happened and that she followed all the instructions to the letter.
“This happened yesterday as well I know what to do and will call around in about twenty minutes” he told her.
When he arrived he went up to the bedroom and picked the frog up and looked deeply into his eyes and said to the frog.
“This is the last time I’m going to show you how to do it”