Rid Me Of These Pests!

Please grant me peace from the ruddy Jehovah Witnesses, once again I answer the door to a bleedin' control freak who's aim is to impose his religious beliefs on someone who has no interest.

I've threatend to throw them off the balcony and they come back. The missus has told them she doesn't understand English and they sent a ruddy French one (complete with Watchtower in French too!) Then I threatend them with banging a nail through their hands and feet, just now another attempt so I played the loony card:

In best Victor Meldrew mode I ranted "I'm not wasting my lfe debating bread with you lot G.O. A.W.A.Y.!"
'But we don't come to talk about bread sir'

"So why are you called Hovis Witnesses then?" I stormed and slammed the door.