merse
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Post by merse on May 21, 2009 3:39:15 GMT
 So who was the "Phillps" who was playing in that nice new "Wembley Kit" for Cambridge United on Sunday? Poor old "One Iyed Lee"  had some sort of a bummer really and that mispelt example of their inferior preparation and focus won't be much of a souvenir to show the grand kids in years to come will it old son? ;D ...................and who was the idiot who yelled out "Welcome to Cambridge United and Torquay United" on the PA as a preclude to precisely.........................nothing ~ no appearance of the players certainly, but causing the Cambridge fans to discharge their impressive amounts of yellow confetti into the air so prematurely that not one of their players saw it?  Maybe that "premature ejaculation" of passion from the Amber Army was an apt foreboding of the team then shooting their load in the first 25 minutes of the game and having nothing left in their armoury with which to fight back once we had taken the lead. ...................and finally, who WAS the day tripping pillock who traipsed back into block 121 FIFTEEN minutes into the second half and proceeded to stand in the aisle consuming his mortgage busting "Wembley Pizza"  blissfully unaware of the growing crescendo of "siddan you bleddy fool"  from those who's view he was blocking (well MINEfor one!) ~ then to cap it all it became apparent he had been waiting for his stupid missus who FIVE minutes later came tripping in with her bucket sized "Wembley Coffee" ..................oh how I wished the silly old mare a sprightly trip down the "Wembley Steps" and a visit to the "Wembley First Aid Room"I know these once in a lifetime Gulls come in useful as seat fillers and gate money fodder, but really they add nothing to the cause and that's why I hate Wembley because it seems that whatever the occasion those types who spend more on troughing junk food down their gullets than I do on a normal match ticket always make up fifty per cent of the attendance. Give me a steaming Bovril, a pasty and a half time yarn with a dedicated local at grubby old Kett'rin' any day!
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Post by buster on May 21, 2009 11:55:55 GMT
Quiz time
If you could cross Alf Garnett with Victor Meldrew what famous forumite would you get? ;D
keep the comments rolling.
buster
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midlandstufc
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Post by midlandstufc on May 21, 2009 12:09:08 GMT
Surely Mr Meldrew sees life in a much more positive way!!!
Sorry Merse! Actually, your post amused me.
Questions though - why didn't you get pictorial evidence? Why didn't you get up and wave your walking stick in his face until he got the message? If he could afford the pizza, why didn't you just mug him for what was left in his wallet?
Anyway, I think he must have been a gallant young gentleman to await his paramour and escort her to their seats; and not some idiotic numpty who hadn't got a clue what he was there for!?
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merse
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Post by merse on May 21, 2009 15:20:32 GMT
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petef
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Post by petef on May 21, 2009 16:58:53 GMT
Don'T start me on mobile phones!!
Hate the bloody things.
I hear there is one now that incorporates a cinematic high def movie camera Mp3/4 player in wide screen, food processor and steam iron oh and believe it or not a phone but don't get the latter two confused!
On the other hand I am thinking of inventing an under arm frame to support the "mobile" arm and to prevent fatigue during lengthy meaningless conversations.
Dragons Den here I come!!!
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Post by midlandstufc on May 21, 2009 17:46:32 GMT
Agree! Left my 'phone at home. Was not an occasion for that but, to be fair, have enjoyed seeing everyone else's picture on this forum. Great to live vicariously through others' technology and even happier I was not captured to spoil their shots!
Remember the Tour De France incident and that reminds me of a mate who had just bought a new set of binoculars to use for Warks cricket matches. His lovely wife was zooming at Bell and another player; and exclaimed that the focus was f'ing fantastic - only for him to explain that they were walking towards her!!
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Post by romfordkev on May 21, 2009 18:10:26 GMT
why didn't you get pictorial evidence? 'Cos unlike about thirty five thousand others, I preferred to watch the bloody game and not frig around taking pictures every fifteen seconds. Wherever you look at a football match these days there seems to be some A.D.S. sufferer taking photos/texting/reading texts/taking calls on their mobile..............it gets on my bloody tits to be honest! And if it wasn't for those with "A.D.S" as you call it, YOU wouldn't have any photos to look at on this forum YOU MISERABLE OLD SOD!! |
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Post by merse on May 21, 2009 18:45:04 GMT
I hear there is one now that incorporates a cinematic high def movie camera Mp3/4 player in wide screen, food processor and steam iron oh and believe it or not a phone but don't get the latter two confused! If any of you ever tried phoning me at home you'd soon realise just why my missus is going into hospital shortly....................................to have the ruddy phone removed from her ear!  It's uncanny, as soon as Hollyoaks or Eastenders run their closing credits there's the bloody thing ringing and that's her gone in all languages of Babel (often switching from one to a second or even third) for longer than Basil Fawlty's old dragon used to. I never answer the thing myself, there's no point it's only for me about once a month; and that's usually BT asking me how much I like their crap service. I've often whistfully sat there when she's ironing contemplating whether or not I should ring the home number with my mobile just to see whether she really would put the Morphy Richards to her ear!  |
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Post by stuartB on May 21, 2009 21:05:35 GMT
I think the photos were fantastic and everyone should be applauded for helping us all re-live a fantastic day.
i will concur with Merse about the "Johnny Come Latelys" who were a pain in the arse but we'll take their money anyway. there were a bunch of idiots in the sports bar with far too much booze in them who were asked to leave. Lo and behold they were in the same block as me. A bunch of idiots that I've never seen before who were very annoying. they at least went quiet in the second half as the alcohol really kicked in. they spent most of their time in the bog! Why do people pay out so much on tickets etc just to get hammered and not remember a thing?
One guy was lucky not to get a dig from my rather large cornish mate. even though he is an Argyle fan he came to enjoy and celebrate with us. the was one short guy in front of us who couldn't sit down and wanted to orchestrate everyone was a complete pain and nearly got laid out.
give me Plainmoor any day, where I know my place and enjoy the diverse nature of my fellow supporter but at least they are there for the right reason unlike many there on Sunday.
Still a great day!
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had some sort of a bummer really and that mispelt example of their inferior preparation and focus won't be much of a souvenir to show the grand kids in years to come will it old son? ;D
blissfully unaware of the growing crescendo of "siddan you bleddy fool" 
