Dave
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Post by Dave on Mar 22, 2009 13:37:03 GMT
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Post by merse on Mar 22, 2009 16:35:57 GMT
 Love it! ;D Ive just got in from being out to lunch (many would say I've been "out to lunch" for years!) and seen my much practised and earnestly intended attempt to wish my Mother in Law a Happy Mothers' Day in Portuguese fall apart faster than a Weymouth defence, then descend into utter French farce like the BSP handling of their regular gifts of free three points and as many goals as they want to their current opponents. As you can tell, linguistics is not really my strength in this Tower of Babel we call home! You're not seriously suggesting that Gordon Sparks speaks in a Devon accent are you? Rather a grotesque mish mash of Guzz and Janner if you ask me and it would help if he were to resist ignoring the action on his lap top in favour of the action on the field that he is paid to relate...............but that's another story as we all know. Nowt wrong with a Deb'n accent, nor the use of the peculiar terminology that results from it's intonation, but I can't stand that phony BBC regional and patronising "Village Idiot Patois" that assumes all it's listeners are members of the NFU and is intended to play up to that. It's insulting to YOU who live there and a downright embarrassment to those who originate from Devon.
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Post by Dave on Mar 22, 2009 16:55:35 GMT
All I ask Merse is that you keep viewing them and make sure you do your practice.. once a night for 10 Min's will be fine. I will be looking to carry out a test on you the next time we meet, is that al right me lover  |
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Post by merse on Mar 22, 2009 17:16:21 GMT
All I ask Merse is that you keep viewing them and make sure you do your practice.. once a night for 10 Min's will be fine. I will be looking to carry out a test on you the next time we meet, is that al right me lover Gaw bugger, better make sure I cum down with my mate Fully then stop off for a yarn with old Merv Benney to get in the swing of things then! Anyone remember old Sid who used to frequent the Halford home of Liverton United? Year in, year out Sid would be there for first team games, reserve team games; training - you mention it he was there................year after year after................ Never did know what the feck he was on about, but all you had to do was show that you were listening intently, nod every now and again and wait for the slap on the back and a hearty laugh and make sure you didn't have a gob full of beer when it arrived! 
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