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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2019 9:35:22 GMT
THE RIGHT HONOURABLE ESTHER ....
...... BoJo puts our girl in his cabinet
TFF favourite, the gorgeous and talented Esther McVey, will be sitting around Prime Minister BoJo's cabinet table. And make no mistake, the lovely Esther is there based on her politically sound views. As emphasised by the fact that local girl Penny Mordaunt and her swimsuit have been packed off to the beach by Boris, whereas Esther will be dealing with important affairs of State. Concerned about housing ?, or problems in your community ? who better than Esther to be able to turn to for help putting things right. Now I know we could nitpick by complaining that the Boris regime is a bit too middle of the road for our liking, where were the top jobs for Steve Baker or Mark Francois you rightly ask ? but you've always got to chuck a Nicky Morgan type into the mix for balance. I don't mind admitting I was falling asleep in the armchair last night, concerned that Jacob Rees-Mogg still hadn't been given a job. Slightly reassured that JRM was reported to be 'inside No.10', I called it a day and went to bed. As it happens, news of Jacob's position didn't emerge until about 10.45pm (yet our dedicated man was back at No.10 for the 8.30am cabinet meeting this morning). Quarter to eleven being roughly the time that lovely Esther's cabinet position was announced also, so for those Esther fans who had a restless night, fretting whether she'd get a position under Boris....you can sleep easy again. 'Regime change like we haven't witnessed since George Edwards swept into Plainmoor' is how I heard one person describe it. And hard working Boris' dedication to getting our once proud country back on it's feet is already evident. Boris has made a praiseworthy start, as bright as the weather. Let's hope our determined new Prime Minister can keep it up.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2019 10:20:11 GMT
Another woman now working under Boris...Priti Patel. In charge of 'Law and Order'...something Khan has/had never heard of! Her motto being...'hang 'em and flog 'em'...my type of woman!
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Post by Rob on Jul 25, 2019 10:29:58 GMT
Another woman now working under Boris...Priti Patel. In charge of 'Law and Order'...something Khan has/had never heard of! Her motto being...'hang 'em and flog 'em'...my type of woman! She is a useless idiot. That is no longer her motto, not that it ever was. After being made to look a fool on Question Time regarding Capital punishment, (surely you have made up being a Buddhist?) she is now apparently against it. I see AJ favourite and Torquinian, Penny Mordaunt, lost her cabinet post.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2019 11:24:04 GMT
Another woman now working under Boris...Priti Patel. In charge of 'Law and Order'...something Khan has/had never heard of! Her motto being...'hang 'em and flog 'em'...my type of woman! She is a useless idiot. That is no longer her motto, not that it ever was. After being made to look a fool on Question Time regarding Capital punishment, (surely you have made up being a Buddhist?) she is now apparently against it. I see AJ favourite and Torquinian, Penny Mordaunt, lost her cabinet post. Some years ago, I heard of some Sangha members moving into an old property which was perfect for them, but which unfortunately was overrun with cockroaches! Being a Lay Buddhist (not ordained) I have taken a vow not to kill any living creature...intentionally! Some members of the aforementioned Sangha would have been ordained, so would have taken far greater vows than I have! So it was with a heavy heart (and after many prayers and mantras) that they called in the exterminators! In this country now, we have people who take a life with impunity, knowing that it they are caught (fat chance) they will spend a few short years in prisons that are run like holiday camps, while the victims relations live out the rest of their lives in misery! Sometimes, you have to bring in the exterminators!
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Post by Rob on Jul 25, 2019 11:37:30 GMT
...Priti Patel. In charge of 'Law and Order'...something Khan has/had never heard of! You must be relieved he has moved to the Treasury.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2019 12:01:30 GMT
...Priti Patel. In charge of 'Law and Order'...something Khan has/had never heard of! You must be relieved he has moved to the Treasury. I think you may have read the article wrong Rob! He's not been moved to the treasury...he's been moved to the Tower!
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Post by plainmoorpete on Aug 23, 2019 22:14:29 GMT
Tosser.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 24, 2019 8:09:48 GMT
Look at those sunglasses...I want some! 😎
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Post by rjdgull on Aug 24, 2019 10:53:28 GMT
Doesn’t really add anything but Alpine can you amend the hanging comment or I will delete this post, Thanks.
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Post by rjdgull on Aug 24, 2019 10:53:51 GMT
Doesn’t really add anything but Alpine can you amend the hanging comment or I will delete your post, Thanks.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2019 8:52:21 GMT
King BoJo Strides Across Europe
This Bank Holiday weekend, as we enjoy the winning and entertaining football that TUFC thrill us with, the heroic English cricketers winning everything insight, the sun shining and the sky blue, we would do well to reflect on what has suddenly made the UK feel like such an optimistic place again. And of course it’s not just in Torquay, but throughout the country, with opinion polls confirming the Prime Minister’s skyrocketing popularity, emphasising the new found belief and confidence that the country has been crying out for. Remainer May left sitting in her car like a prize prune with no one to greet her, while Merkel finished her crossword before bothering to go to the door. How demeaning for all of us. Boris would have quickly issued a few earsplitting blasts on the horn and brought Merkel scurrying. Besides the talks over the last week or so, what the British public wanted to see, was an end to us kowtowing the the French and Germans and seemingly only wanted in the EU because we provide a large chunk of the money. King BoJo, ably backed up our loyal friend, the half Scottish President of the United States, spelt out how we’d no longer be bossed around once the anchor round our ankle was removed, and we’d once again be making own own decisions in our own interests, rather than providing the money to improve Bulgaria while our own NHS desperately needed increased funds as it valiantly tries to provide free treatment for Health Tourists from around the globe. The public at home are heartily sick of collaborators such as Grieve or Woolaston playing the part of modern day Lord Haw-Haws. Boris’s tough on crime, tough on Socialism, tough on being dictated to by unelected EU busybodies approach, is proving to be fantastically popular. And should our traitorous MP’s scupper all that and impose Prime Minister Corbyn on us instead … well could there be any greater betrayal of the people’s wishes or any clearer signal that a People v Parliament war had been declared by this jumped up group whose loyalties lie with their political masters on the other side of the channel ? The people have voted to take their country back. King Boris is already crusading in our cause. What a disaster it would be if this inspiring national revival that is currently so pleasing the country, should somehow be diverted down a Socialist drain by Swinson, Grieve, Soubry, Chuka and other anti-Democrats. All strength to King Boris as he rebuilds Britain.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2019 20:32:32 GMT
You aren't half a card, AJ. Woodrow Wyatt used to call himself The Voice Of Reason, and John Junor The Sage of Auchtermuchty. You could trounce the pair of them. I bet Ann Widdecombe would be prepared to sacrifice her maidenly virtue in return for just one of your brisk pep talks to the troops.
I take my hat off to you, my old comrade!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2019 10:07:22 GMT
BOJO & BETTY BANISH BOLTON & BURY
Flattery will get you everywhere, Felix, and your generous words are much appreciated. I'm sure you're marvelling at the smack of firm Government that our Prime Minister is demonstrating, and wondering whether it might be replicated by an independent Scottish government in years to come. BoJo and Betty Windsor have certainly knocked Bolton and Bury from the headlines this morning, as they go about providing MP's with some extra time off in readiness for their party conferences. A whole range of exciting new policies on schools, tackling crime, full fibre broadband etc to be announced, and a new Queens Speech seems the right way to set this out. Both the Johnsons, Gary and Boris, coming up with good solutions to deal with whatever problem they may be faced with. King BoJo continues to show every willingness to lead from the front. His abilities and determination very much appreciated by the British public, as the opinion polls continue to prove.
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Post by Rob on Aug 28, 2019 12:21:59 GMT
Having said it’s not something he wants to do it ends up being the first thing he actually does when it comes to parliamentary sovereignty. A dark day for this country. Only a fool would revel in it.
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