The Corbynista Year

     'The door's that way, Campbell'

Jezza takes action against Blairite insurgent.




STAND BY YOUR MAN !


Generalissimo Jezza has had to re-assert his authority, as a jumped up little bunch of Blairites have been taking too many liberties. Jezza held off as long as he could despite being undermined within the Party by the likes of notorious (alleged) war criminal 'Bad Al' Campbell, and even his own deputy leader that the Party foisted upon him, 'Fatboy' Watson. Just makes you realise why our Nige has decided to avoid all those sort of problems with the sleek and efficient system he's devised for authority to be wielded within his new Brexit Party. 

But back to the case in hand, and things had even descended to the level where mad Blairite rebels, whose sole preoccupation in maintaining Labour Party membership, seems to have been making mischief for Jezz. Campbell even publically boasting about having voted for another party in opposition to the very party he was a member of. 

Now, it seems you can only push our Jezza so far, before he decides the time is right to take firm action. With enough to do already in rooting out anti-semitism within the Party, plus struggling for months due to taking on the role (without success) of 'Brexit Prime Minister' to try to help Tezza out of the soup .....the last thing a party leader then expects to see is members of his own party doing a little dance while singing 'We voted against Labour'

Well the patience of the normally placid Jezza finally snapped. And I believe that he rang his good friend Gerry Adams and asked for advice as how best to deal with the problem. 'Kneecap the Burnley supporting bastard' was Gerry's unequivocal solution, 'I'll send a couple of the lads round to sort it out for you if you like, Jezza ?' volunteered Gerry.

Being a kindly old soul, Jezza wanted to be much more lenient, and Bad Al received an email from Party HQ rather than a bullet through each knee. Campbell should count himself lucky....I've a feeling that if it was left up to Mrs. Jezza, she would have much preferred the kneecapping solution.

Rob

Irrelevant b*ll*cks, Rob  .    But actually it could be a serious development that Jezza may come to regret if he's silly enough to back down. Adams/Mrs.Jezza had a more permanent solution to Campbell's treachery.

As is the case with football, go into a tackle half-hearted and it'll be you that comes out of it with an injury. Similarly Jezza needed determination to see through a proper and complete purge of The Blairites. Singling out Campbell and then backing down a few days later will not be a good look. A half way house of pussyfooting around....it's an approach that is never good. Just consider a football club you may be familiar with. A new strong addition to the leadership comes in, takes one look at the charge sheet that is as long as his arm and declares 'And you're seriously telling me, that we still meet with these * guys every month for a chat ?' (* expletive removed  ). Firm action taken, no more monthly meetings, the club didn't look back, and soared to promotion. The moral of the story is - 'Stand strong Jezza'.

Buoyed by his recent result in Peterborough, Jezza has 'Come Out' in a bid to gain more votes!

Saw a picture of him recently, shaking hands with a convicted vote rigger...make of that what you will!  

     STICKY WICKET FOR JEZZA



Mentioning cricket was topical, but Labour's decision to attack the educational background of the England cricket team just hours after the great World Cup victory was surely ill advised. And judging by the backlash it's receiving on Social Media, Jezza must be ruing his Party's decision to target our victorious lads while they're still celebrating. A miscalculation where there's no certainty that you will take the hard Left militants with you, particularly at the very time when Labour has decided to cater to it's middle class support, while giving short shrift to it's more traditional support.

Another bails up from Corbo's Commies.

They don’t win that seat. Biggest losers on the night is fairly obvious.