So says the young Brian Clough, then manager of Hartlepools United up in West Hartlepool. Somehow it all doesn't sound like the stuff we're accustomed to coming out of Cloughie's mouth. Maybe it was ghost written for him by the programme editor.
I aim to be there on Saturday and may seek out Bianco's for a light snack. As for getting a haircut, it may be too late in life for a plain or fancy, zingy or zany style courtesy of Maurice.