You shall have a fishy on..........

...Brian (H)-EELy, Mike TIDD(y)LER (Tiddy - 5 apps 1946-50), Phil SAND EEL-ercock and his brother Ken SAND DAB-ercock.....

you really need to get a life

........how very kind stuart, although technically speaking, to keep on thread here, that should be "get a LIFE BUOY (or BELT even)"......



......and to finish off tonight......

STING RAY Bishop

his bro, MANTA RAY Mackinnon

Roy McFar-LAND CRAB

QUEEN DANIO Hinshelwood and DANIO Hollands (both Danny natch, distant relatives of stuarts' previously mentioned Zebra Danio Stevens I expect)

David COLE-Y

Rodney JACK-FISH

Russell MUSKE(r)LLUNGE (uncommon, hailing from N.America, member of pike family - enjoys snacks of muskrats, apparently - the fish I mean, not Russell Musker (I hope not anyway))

Danny LOBSTER POT-ter (fantakkers one)

Liam Cole-MAN OF WAR FISH (Liam Coleman - 14 apps 2005-6)

Billy BAR-BEL(l) (Billy Bell - 28 apps 6 goals 1930-31)

and his bro, Tommy BE(l)LUGA STURGEON (Tommy Bell - loaned to TUFC 1924)

Derek PIRAN-HA-rrison (superb if I say so myself - outstanding one indeed)

Steve MORA-ll (Morrall) (common mora - small deep-sea fish Mora moro)

Sean Han-KING PRAWN (Sean Hankin) or possibly we could even have Sean Han-KING PRAWN CURRY (Tony Currie) - ideal.......

Frank (W)-RAG(ge)WORM or FISH (Frank Wragge - played in TUFC's first ever game against the bandits from Sid James' Park in 1927, apparently)

Alan Star-LING, Joe Jop-LING and Steve Tup-LING (see, there WERE LING-y players as well - 1 app (goalie) (loan) 1970-71 for Alan, 6 apps 1974 (loan) for Joe and 3 apps (loan) 1988-89 for Steve)

Jeffrey Tolc-HARDHEAD CATFISH (Jeffrey Tolchard 11 apps 4 goals 1963-65 - cricketer also)

his distant cousin Barrie Vassal-LOWEYE CATFISH (Vassallo)

and finally Chris Lead-BITTERLING (Leadbitter) - from me to you stu ready for another night of fishy-based frollicking in the near future..........

PS:

.......Jean-PIER Simb.................

PPS:

........and of course, the chairman would be Mike BAIT-son........




.....I'm still looking for one "fishy" nickname of a 70s TUFC player, bit hard this one, although he was definitely referred to as it on the field regularly when his name was shouted by team mates - clues - a full-back, in the yellow/blue stripe down the white shirt era, Atlanta Chiefs, Portland Timbers - anyone?.....

TyroNE Thompson
WayNE Thomas
Lee SHAR(K)

Nonsense, I haven't turned in yet

Still wracking my brains... ;D

Actually, now I come to think of it: EEL CanovEEL

.....and as an alternative, to complete the erm "net set" (or something)......

Ja-KEEP NET Robinson (Jake Robinson (again), bleddy marvellous - well done me)

.....not forgetting.....

Steve CARP-enter (2 apps - last two games of the 1985/86 season - I prefer not to think about that period of our illustrious history over muchly, the nervous tics and the noises seem to start again - Oh gawd, I'm picturing a blue kit, badges of white palm trees, used car sales on Sundays, Fowler, Mooney, Sims, Perry, Laryea, quick, the screens nurse, the screens.......)