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Post by Dave on Nov 14, 2010 16:53:55 GMT
There should be a cull of all seagulls who live further than (say) 1.2 miles from the sea and heavy (to the power of 100) fines to people who a) afford these flying vermin shelter on their house(s) and b) those that feed them. This would raise money for Mr Bye and the Council - win win win. 1.2 miles? I wonder if I live that far from the sea the way the seagull fly ;D wonderful creatures and protected as they should be. If you only want them inland by only 1.2 miles, maybe you could take over for a while from one of these chaps. PS I thought it was one and a half miles you were asking for and so that is what it says on the banner   |
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Post by chelstongull on Nov 14, 2010 17:01:41 GMT
Protected my arse  They have no place in urban life - they have webbed feet for Cliff's sake. I'd like to see heavy fines and/or imprisonment for those folk that feed or shelter them. |
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Post by aussie on Nov 14, 2010 17:13:53 GMT
There should be a cull of all seagulls who live further than (say) 1.2 miles from the sea and heavy (to the power of 100) fines to people who a) afford these flying vermin shelter on their house(s) and b) those that feed them. This would raise money for Mr Bye and the Council - win win win. Not all seagulls mate, it`s just the Herring Gull, that`s the pest and possibly Gilbert! |
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Post by Dave on Nov 14, 2010 17:15:29 GMT
Protected my arse They have no place in urban life - they have webbed feet for Cliff's sake. I'd like to see heavy fines and/or imprisonment for those folk that feed or shelter them. My dear Phil you have now made me all confused  You say they should not live more than 1.2 miles from the sea and have no place in urban life, how many houses have we humans built in Torbay that are not 1.2 miles from the sea |
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Post by aussie on Nov 14, 2010 17:17:56 GMT
You might find that his house is!
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Post by chelstongull on Nov 14, 2010 17:18:06 GMT
Protected my arse They have no place in urban life - they have webbed feet for Cliff's sake. I'd like to see heavy fines and/or imprisonment for those folk that feed or shelter them. My dear Phil you have now made me all confused You say they should not live more than 1.2 miles from the sea and have no place in urban life, how many houses have we humans built in Torbay that are not 1.2 miles from the sea My house is approx. 1.3 miles from the sea  |
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Post by aussie on Nov 14, 2010 17:18:48 GMT
See!
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Post by rivieralou on Nov 14, 2010 17:44:21 GMT
Protected my arse They have no place in urban life - they have webbed feet for Cliff's sake. I'd like to see heavy fines and/or imprisonment for those folk that feed or shelter them. My dear Phil you have now made me all confused You say they should not live more than 1.2 miles from the sea and have no place in urban life, how many houses have we humans built in Torbay that are not 1.2 miles from the sea I was sat in my usual spot yesterday at footy under the spotlight pylon between the family stand & grandstand selling 50/50 tickets when a seagull perched on the pylon decided to do his 'business', it dropped right onto my arm!!! Was hoping after that I may have won 50/50 or the lotto as I believed in the old wives tale that, that happening to you would bring you luck!! Sadly it didn't!!!! |
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Post by stuartB on Nov 14, 2010 20:32:51 GMT
What a glorius sight outside my front door!! It's a peregrine falcon and he flies regularly. Only problem is the inbred taff's would rather poison it so they race vermin.  |
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Post by davethegull on Nov 15, 2010 2:09:23 GMT
One solution that could kill 2 birds.....so to speak.
How about fitting those Littls Bus things with rear gunners? Their job would be to take down any pigeons/seagulls in the line of fire. You could employ some of those wannabe scouse drugdealers to do it. Therefore satisfying their need for violence, the unemployment problem and the flying vermin would be exterminated.
What?!
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