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Post by merse on Jul 30, 2008 22:16:16 GMT
 You might have noticed I've been posting at different and more "normal" times this week................... I had to take a couple of days off work to appear in court and now I'm on the Sex Offenders' Register.  I didn't know Dwarf Tossing involved chucking the little buggers through the air, honestly Mi Lud  I'm off to bed!
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Post by Dave on Jul 31, 2008 15:48:58 GMT
You might have noticed I've been posting at different and more "normal" times this week................... I had to take a couple of days off work to appear in court and now I'm on the Sex Offenders' Register. I didn't know Dwarf Tossing involved chucking the little buggers through the air, honestly Mi Lud I'm off to bed! If you keep making LITTLE jokes about LITTLE people, I may be forced to take action ;D ;D |
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Post by spagbol74 on Jul 31, 2008 18:18:51 GMT
I wouldn't recommend it really, as it's bad for your elf... |
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Post by merse on Jul 31, 2008 18:23:23 GMT
The judge said to me "only a w****r would toss a dwarf that way!" 
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Post by Dave on Jul 31, 2008 18:35:25 GMT
The judge said to me "only a w****r would toss a dwarf that way!" I wish you had spelt that word the correct way mate, you would have loved what came out. ;D ;D go on I dare you |
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Post by merse on Jul 31, 2008 18:45:43 GMT
I don't need one handed self lovers like you egging me on to behave like a one handed self lover ;D (jeez,I hope it does work then!)
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Post by merse on Jul 31, 2008 18:46:33 GMT
Ha ha...............got you! ;D
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Post by Dave on Jul 31, 2008 18:53:56 GMT
Ha ha...............got you! ;D Trust you to put an S on the end ;D ;D |
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Post by Dave on Jul 31, 2008 18:56:50 GMT
If Bev had not wanted to spell cockington, I would not haved had to change it so words in words would not change only the word on its own. so don't worry will add one with an S on the end ;D ;D
Now done ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by spagbol74 on Jul 31, 2008 18:58:22 GMT
one handed self lover??
Clever stuff Dave.... as you can see, i just tried it!!
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Post by Dave on Jul 31, 2008 18:59:29 GMT
Please don't tell me you have never tried it mate |
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Post by spagbol74 on Jul 31, 2008 19:00:34 GMT
I'll be careful how I word it next time.... ;D
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Post by Dave on Jul 31, 2008 19:04:50 GMT
I'll be careful how I word it next time.... ;D That would be a very good Idea mate, it would not have mattered if Merse had put an s on before, the way it was set. But it changed Cockington to thingyington, so I changed it so only the word cock on its own would change |
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Post by merse on Jul 31, 2008 20:34:52 GMT
It's high time some tosser came up with a new sport......................how about dwarf loving yourself?
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Post by merse on Jul 31, 2008 20:37:03 GMT
.................I reckon I could do that with one hand tied behind my back (and my eyes shut very tight)
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