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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2023 6:53:27 GMT
…only Bart Trumpton and his sister Kath…God she’s a miserable bugger. I wonder what she is this week, she/them/they/it or maybe the latest one cisgender…or is that outdated already? 🦧 |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2023 8:51:24 GMT
So here it is (no…not Christmas) the start of a new season of football. The official thread will appear at some point, but these are just my musings on the situation.
Have we learnt anything from previous seasons: seemingly not, because still we have a bench full of players (sometimes) that inspire
no one, and the striking ability (from said bench) of a one-legged Tortoise with asthma.
Have we learnt anything from previous seasons: seemingly not, because our main concern this season will be yet again, the addition of a rather large pile of shite to our empty trophy cabinet!
Have we learnt anything from previous seasons: seemingly not, because as always we will be like Arsenal of the first half, and until we learn to be like Arsenal of the second half (that also includes the fans) in the nether regions of football we will continue to languish.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2023 18:14:39 GMT
Had a visit from a Red Squirrel today, which I hope didn't upset our resident Grey Squirrels too much. Our resident Greys spend all day knocking the crap out of each other...when they're not eating that is. Was a bit worried, because the Greys have a reputation for wiping out the Reds, but after a little research, it seems that it isn't done by fisty-cuffs but rather by some disease which the Greys carry and doesn't affect them, but kills the Reds. If my memory serves me well, the last time I saw a Red Squirrel was in Chapel Woods...and that was a looooong time ago!  |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2023 17:15:17 GMT
Out in the shed again, having a look at the planets and trying to find a cure for frostbite. Some of you will be aware of my Psychiatric Powers, and yes…I’ve done it again! Why do we have no pay on the day for matches? Why do we always seem to cherish playing in The Grail? Why is there never any news that comes out of the club? Why…? All the above and more are detrimental to the club, and yet TUFC (and their policies) make The Charge of the Light Brigade look like a day out riding Donkeys on Blackpool beach in comparison! Other sites are clamouring for the dismissal of GJ, but he can do no wrong, whilst other managers get fired at the drop of a hat! Yes, I can hear you shouting at your screens ‘tell us, please tell us what you know’…but I can’t! Legally, I could get shafted for telling you, but I can divulge one thing…there are two protagonists involved in this? 🤔 Everything going to plan! 🤝 |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 16, 2023 8:33:00 GMT
The latest genius idea to boost the economy is to have yet another public holiday if the women football team win the World Cup! 🤨
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Post by Deleted on Aug 22, 2023 13:33:49 GMT
Something more appropriate!  |
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