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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2022 11:49:57 GMT
As it’s a football day, a little something to cheer you all up.
Sleepy Joe took an extended nap (since he took office in fact) and with his latest Foe-Pa (looking for a dead woman in the audience) Kim Jong Un has enlarged his testicular region and is now firing off Ballistic Missiles in every direction.
Kanye West was seen “controversially” wearing a top with the words White Lives Matter on the back! Oddly enough, if you wear a top with the words Black Lives Matter on the back, it isn’t “controversial?” Mr West is no longer to be called Kanye, but to be called Ye, so does that mean when he tells a joke he’s called Ye Ha?
Liz Truss is virtually out of a job after barely a month!
Mr Putin has been seen to be moving nuclear weapons up to the border.
So you see, it doesn’t matter if we win, lose or draw tonight…because we’re all goin die. 🙂
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Post by Deleted on Oct 7, 2022 13:29:36 GMT
I'm beginning to think the Pheasants in my back garden are starting to take liberties.  |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 7, 2022 14:29:36 GMT
🔝I think I have to apologise to the guests, ‘cause I’m pretty sure you can’t see that picture very well? 🔝
15/16 Pheasants in the picture (23 earlier in the week) plus a hen which wandered into the garden a few weeks back and has decided to stay.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 11, 2022 8:06:33 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Oct 14, 2022 11:10:59 GMT
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Post by chelstongull on Oct 14, 2022 13:56:53 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Oct 14, 2022 16:29:43 GMT
I’ll put you down as a Yes then Chelston. 😁 |
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Post by chelstongull on Oct 14, 2022 17:08:49 GMT
I’ll put you down as a Yes then Chelston. 😁 Not for that but… |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 16, 2022 8:19:55 GMT
Not long now lizzy!  |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2022 9:36:34 GMT
Well it’s all happening, B-52 Bombers (not sure when they came out) flying all over the place. Had to get a telescope out to have a butchers because they are flying rather high, flying higher doesn’t seem to have worked though because I’m sure I saw one of those “just stop oil” people glued to the fuselage! 🧐
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Post by Deleted on Oct 20, 2022 11:42:42 GMT
www.ft.com/content/9aa25817-0a1e-441a-9403-ada4ff4080b2As I was perusing my copy of the Financial Times this morning I came across this. Fortunate for all you pensioners, but what are the chances of you oldie’s getting it? Truss cannot do yet another U turn surely, but of course the time that Truss has in power is not now counted in years, months or even weeks, but minutes it would seem. I do love the words “Triple Lock”, though as we all know it’s not worth the paper it’s written on, because the next incumbent of the hot seat might fancy wiping his arse with that piece of paper and flushing it down the shitter…along with the rest of the country! Hope that cheered you older guys up. 🙂
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Post by Deleted on Oct 20, 2022 11:45:36 GMT
www.ft.com/content/9aa25817-0a1e-441a-9403-ada4ff4080b2As I was perusing my copy of the Financial Times this morning I came across this. Fortunate for all you pensioners, but what are the chances of you oldie’s getting it? Truss cannot do yet another U turn surely, but of course the time that Truss has in power is not now counted in years, months or even weeks, but minutes it would seem. I do love the words “Triple Lock”, though as we all know it’s not worth the paper it’s written on, because the next incumbent of the hot seat might fancy wiping his arse with that piece of paper and flushing it down the shitter…along with the rest of the country! Hope that cheered you older guys up. 🙂 Oops, sorry about that, you have to pay seemingly…you’ll just have to trust me. 🧌 |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 20, 2022 12:46:30 GMT
www.ft.com/content/9aa25817-0a1e-441a-9403-ada4ff4080b2As I was perusing my copy of the Financial Times this morning I came across this. Fortunate for all you pensioners, but what are the chances of you oldie’s getting it? Truss cannot do yet another U turn surely, but of course the time that Truss has in power is not now counted in years, months or even weeks, but minutes it would seem. I do love the words “Triple Lock”, though as we all know it’s not worth the paper it’s written on, because the next incumbent of the hot seat might fancy wiping his arse with that piece of paper and flushing it down the shitter…along with the rest of the country! Hope that cheered you older guys up. 🙂 Goodness, my predictions are becoming quite spooky…she did only last minutes! ⏲ Almost as if I already knew. 🤫 |
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Post by stig123 on Oct 20, 2022 15:13:37 GMT
We are currently more like Italy than Italy.
Next stop....Argentina.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 20, 2022 16:29:21 GMT
We are currently more like Italy than Italy. Next stop....Argentina. I think we passed both those countries some while ago and are somewhere around the Haiti mark! 🇭🇹 There’s a lot of looking the other way, and head in the sand that goes on, but you can’t run a country into the ground like this one has been without eventually paying the piper! Goodness, I’m beginning to sound like petef and Stewart! 😒 |
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