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Post by Deleted on Mar 25, 2022 8:17:36 GMT
Thanks for the update on Merse, interesting to see why he is agin the Russians… never let a good war get in the way of politics. If war isn't about politics, what is it about? Now that is a good answer. 🙂
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Post by Deleted on Mar 25, 2022 9:04:33 GMT
If war isn't about politics, what is it about? Now that is a good answer. 🙂 I’m like Doc Marten though, if a person is portraying a certain symptom (ie politics) it’s quite likely that it’s actually something else.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 27, 2022 8:34:42 GMT
Biden is a total Baboon…oops sorry, I meant Buffoon! Biden is actually the cause of all the troubles in the Ukraine, and indeed elsewhere on this planet! Fat-Boy-Kim is firing off missiles lr&c, and I’m sure I heard Iran are about to get nuclear capabilities! When I was growing up I lived next door to a farm, which like all farms had a shit load of rats, and the one thing that I was always warned…never corner one of them! Which is exactly what Biden has done to Putin, the man is a Buffoon…oops sorry, I meant Baboon! www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10656033/Experts-slam-Biden-unprecedented-call-regime-change-Russia.html
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2022 10:01:15 GMT
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Post by rjdgull on Mar 30, 2022 19:43:53 GMT
link - very sad to see Health and Safety standards are slipping in Ukraine…..
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Post by stig123 on Mar 30, 2022 21:28:25 GMT
Health and Safely lapse at the Oscar's ceremony.Think Frankie Boyle should host next year's ceremony. Nobody is going to slap Frankie.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2022 8:35:28 GMT
link - very sad to see Health and Safety standards are slipping in Ukraine….. Now that takes some balls, because if even one of those mines goes off there won’t be much left to find…except maybe some balls, because they’d certainly be big enough! Some years ago, I was introduced to the ‘Chocolate Box Mine’ (very formal in those days) and even a loud fart would set one of them off, so no visit from Chelston or Jon after a night on the curry. 🍛 Only slightly off topic, but during my stint in Africa whilst trundling down a track in convoy, the front vehicle hit a land mine. Nothing special about that, except one of the people in the front vehicle (the cook) had hit six land mines previously…whether he got into double figures further down the track (not the aforementioned track) I’m unsure. 🤔
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2022 8:42:44 GMT
Health and Safely lapse at the Oscar's ceremony.Think Frankie Boyle should host next year's ceremony. Nobody is going to slap Frankie. Not sure about this one…good or bad? I think Will Smith did win an Oscar for Best Dramatic Actor though? 👋
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2022 8:37:56 GMT
So Mr Darcy and Miss Bennett hold hands and stroll off into the Colonial sunset, to be replaced by a Black American author in schools. I’m sure this American woman was a fine author, but doubt she could portray the England of that era.
Couple of marriages to mention: Kim Kardashian is marrying something with a bald tattooed head, and Brooklyn Beckham is marrying a young woman…well let’s just say that’s what she is at the moment! If anyone is interested, I’m running a book on the length of the aforementioned marriages…the odds are a bit short…as will be the marriages!
Finally, some sort of Brouhaha is happening on the Russian western border…very little in the news, but will try to find out more. 🤟
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Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2022 8:45:52 GMT
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10703903/Rishi-Sunak-moves-family-Downing-Street-following-backlash-wifes-non-dom-status.htmlI would imagine the above article will put paid to Rishi’s plans of becoming the top man? Quite an interesting story, and one would think it would be headline news…but no, something beats it! What, I hear you all screaming at your computer screens…have the Russians blasted the Ukraine with Nuclear Weapons…have all the volcanoes on the planet erupted…has Merse finally admitted to being a total ‘Knob-Head’ for stating we should get rid of our manager? Well it’s none of those three, although the first two are a possibility…the last one will never happen! Headline News: Brooklyn Beckham gets married! This is someone who has never done anything, and will continue to do nothing for the rest of his life. How is this possible I hear you all ask, how has this young man reached such a ‘God-Like’ status? Well I’ll tell you…his father kicked a ball! 🙄
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Post by rjdgull on Apr 10, 2022 8:55:46 GMT
The joke when he was born was good job he wasn’t conceived in Peckham!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2022 9:27:42 GMT
The joke when he was born was good job he wasn’t conceived in Peckham! If he was called Peckham Beckham, now that would give him a ‘God-Like’ status! 😁
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2022 7:31:37 GMT
Good Friday it is then…Good Friday…Jesus would be turning in his cave (well he would be if he hadn’t managed to get out) looking at the state of the world today! 🤳
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2022 8:36:35 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2022 13:14:27 GMT
So there was I (half an hour ago) out the front cutting the grass, when who should turn up totally unannounced…Rishi! Without a by your leave he just pitches up, not alone this time but with his entire family: wife, kids, loads of parents…and six bruiser’s.
So there they all sit in my neighbours garden having tea and cakes…I ask you!
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