Jeez their a bit on the extreme side, I thought I was bad but they put me to shame! Do ya recon they`ve got any jobs going at the moment or perhaps they have given them to the `peado gypsy asylum seeking gay left wing transexual hunt protestors`?
This match has now been postponed due to Bournmouth being unable to raise a team.
Not that it matters one jot, but I take it we get the points then??
Nice try, but the word "postponed," suggests not! In some ways it is a shame that some of the lads did not get a game but only 13 named in the squad according to the Herald does not leave us exactly flush with players for this match either.
The first to present his case seems right, till another comes forward and questions him.
Diana fund pays out asylum seekers. Job for life that correspondent!!
I think this wins my vote. It's simple, pure and 100% cruel.
Poor Charles. He had to wait years to marry that old nag, after marrying a young fit high maintenance bird, get completely out of his depth, watch her have a string of affairs and then employ his own father as a "Jackal" type character in order to assassinate her in another country in the coldest of blood! Then after all that he has to read headlines like that